#macintoshhelp, 20jan96

Thomas Morgan, 14 (flarp) and Eric Perlman, 15 (E-Spork) visit and decide to have fun with a KickMe.

<KickMe> Talk english
<Eric> hi
<Eric> so can you op me or not?
<Eric> pleasev
<Eric> KICKME YOU ARE MEAN
<Eric> I WISH I HAD THAT NAME
<Eric> PLEASE PLEAS PLEAS EI WANT THE NAME KICKEM
<Eric> PLEASE PLEAS PLEAS EI WANT THE NAME KICKE
<Eric> PLEASE PLEAS PLEAS EI WANT THE NAME KICKE
<Eric> PLEASE PLEAS PLEAS EI WANT THE NAME KICKME
<Eric> PLEASE PLEAS PLEAS EI WANT THE NAME KICKME
<Eric> PLEASE PLEAS PLEAS EI WANT THE NAME KICKME
<Eric> PLEASE PLEAS PLEAS EI WANT THE NAME KICKME
<Eric> PLEASE PLEAS PLEAS EI WANT THE NAME KICKME
<Eric> PLEASE PLEAS PLEAS EI WANT THE NAME KICKME
<Eric> PLEASE PLEAS PLEAS EI WANT THE NAME KICKME
<Eric> PLEASE PLEAS PLEAS EI WANT THE NAME KICKME
<KickMe> I am going to ruin you! I am going to cuss everyone. They will think you are freaking. Hey, even Wendy!
<Eric> what?
<Eric> Are you a stubborn kickme?
*** DCC SEND (autoexec.bat) request received from KickMe!~Chad@dsrvlc1-2.linknet.net [206.97.143.112:53764]
<KickMe> Receive file now!
*** DCC GET connection with KickMe[206.97.143.112 1234] established
*** DCC SEND:autoexec.bat [0.01074kb] to KickMe completed in 1 sec (11 bytes/sec)
<KickMe> I know I am. I am the best! Did you get the file?
<Eric> that was funny!
<Eric> I got the file
<KickMe> What kind of computer do you have?
<Eric> how do I use it?
<Eric> I am running MS WIN 95
<KickMe> Tell me, quick!
<KickMe> copy the file to c:\ and copy over, it will give you more ram, then restart. It is a newer version!
<Eric> tell me how to use that file
<Eric> I just installed it
<Eric> Tell me where to put it!
<Eric> I put in C: is that all I need to do it?
<Eric> should I replcae the file there already?
<KickMe> did it copy over your old file?
<Eric> yes I did!
<Eric> now what
<KickMe> Yes!
<Eric> OK
<KickMe> THen restart, to get maximum ram!
<Eric> the pc is next to me!
<Eric> should I restart?
<KickMe> DID YOU DO IT?
<Eric> OK COOOL THANK YOU
<Eric> I am doing it now!
<KickMe> Now restart computer.
<Eric> I just restarted and it doesn't seem to be doing anything
<Eric> does lots of new ram takae time to load?
<KickMe> Yes, restart it.
<Eric> I did!
<Eric> and it isn't doing anything!
<Eric> I hear my disk working - is it makeing new ram?
<Eric> how long does it take?
<KickMe> What do you mean? Is the Hard drive light blinking?
<KickMe> Is a little light blinking?
<KickMe> Yes.
<Eric> yes it is
<KickMe> Yes it is. It takes a few minutes.
<Eric> ok I will wait
<Eric> thank you for your help!
<Eric> if I need more help how can I reach you?
<KickMe> Does it have a percentage indicator?
<Eric> yeah it says 78%
*** _Orb_ (orbles@dialin1-22.wustl.edu) has joined channel #macintoshhelp
<_Orb_> =)
<Eric> Hi orb!
<Eric> kicvkme just told me how yo give my win95 machine more ram!
<Eric> it is 96% done!
<_Orb_> woo woo
<Eric> Kickme! I need more help!
<Eric> It says 99% and now what do I do?
<_Orb_> brb ;)
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<Eric> yes it just finished. Can I mail you the addreses of soem friendsof mien who want more ram too?
<KickMe> Call 318-582-7487 and ask for Dustin.
<KickMe> Do you need any more help? Is it through?
<KickMe> Is it finished?
<Eric> yes it is done
<Eric> thank you thank toy
<Eric> now what do I do?
<KickMe> Hey orb, what kind of computer yo uahve?
<Eric> I am gonna go get my friend he needs ram too
<Eric> his name is flarp
<Eric> I just turend my pc off I will try it with the new ram later
*** flarp (tmorgan@thorn.got.net) has joined channel #macintoshhelp
<flarp> I want more memory.
<KickMe> Eric, you do know you just formatted you hard drive. (erased it, that is).
<Eric> no I didn't
<Eric> I thought I got more ram
<Eric> I will try it later to see that it works
<Eric> now my friend flarp here also needs new ram
<Eric> can you help him like you did me?
<Eric> I will send flarp the file you sent me
<flarp> I want the magic memory-creating autoexec.bat.
<Eric> flarp git that
<Eric> I am sending it to flarp
<Eric> Can you tell him how to isntall it?
<KickMe> Yes you do need help! YOu juust formatted your hard drive.
<Eric> NO I DIDN"T
<Eric> it works fine
<Eric> it says I got all sorts of new room on my c drive!
<Eric> I am very thankfull to you!
<Eric> what is your mail so I can send you some money?
<Eric> You are a great guy
<KickMe> Your hd has been reformatted (erased) i can't believe you fail for that! Where do you work?
<Eric> I am a clerk at the berkeley 7-11
<Eric> I just got a Packard Bell
<Eric> it has a big 66mhz 4 something!
<KickMe> Hey.
<Eric> what sort of a machine do you have?
<KickMe> Where do you work?
<Eric> I said I work at a store as a sales clerk in berkeley and my mother got me a new Packard Bell for christmas!
*** Signoff: flarp (using sirc version 2.1+ssfe)
<KickMe> Where do you work?
<Eric> I TOLD YOU ALREADY WHERE I WORKED YOU ARE MAEKING ME MAD AND I WANTED TO SEND YOU MONEY
<KickMe> Where is your UNIX machine at?
<KickMe> What is it in control of?
<KickMe> Are you really this stupid?
*** Mode change "+o Eric" on channel #macintoshhelp by KickMe
*** Mode change "+o Eric" on channel #macintoshhelp by KickMe
<Eric> My unix machine is a friends that he gave ma an accoutn on
*** Mode change "-o Eric" on channel #macintoshhelp by KickMe
<Eric> I have somehting called "root" on it that my friend showed me how to use to make new friend accounts
<KickMe> No, try now.
<KickMe> We are not stupid, we know you have a mac!
<Eric> of course I do! I have a Mac LC II also that I play marathon on
<KickMe> You have a mac, because your picture of the woman would not be availble on the ibm.